Facebook is truly a wondrous web application, not only ppl write down their secret desires, resentmet, likes, dislikes etc etc! but also tells everyone what are they doing every freaking minute, online! basically it puts ED TV! to shame!
To illustrate what i am saying here's and example on how u can decipher ones FB Status into a story!
in chronological order
JR In bed I lay, with nothing but your t shirt on...
gotten rape or raped someone!
JR Hmmm.... apparently u can fall in love in 3 days
i assume after 3 days he Fell in love with the rapist /rapee
JR I like big butts and i cannot lie!!! It's the truth and you can deny!!!!
apparently the rapist/rapee has big butts ,hence "smealgol likez fats hobbitsses"
JR I won't let u smother me.I won't let you bury me. I won't let u murder me.
After declaring his love,this is what happens
JR Ke kiri ke kiri. Semua kau ada semuanya ke kiri...
i assume it was successful, and they went out with the date walk here walk there
JR I wanna ha! I wanna Ha! I wanna zigazig ah...
getting jiggy with it with the date without raping this time
but dunno how to insert so zigzag here zigzag there
ZZ i miss u sir! hahaha
suddenly an unconfirmed gay love proclamation
JR It is unlawful to get up and walk around after you've been declared DEAD
i assume he encountered some problems in bed. mati pucuk,hence the dead remark
JR My heart beats like a drum,like a drum. Dum dum dum. Dum dum dum.
heart cannot take it with so much things happening, raped,declaration of love, gay proclamation, big boobs and mati pucuck
JR We are golden
i think this part he got golden shower.
JR I wanna make u holler!!!
i guess he found back his mojo at some point in time and made the date holler !
JR Monday, tuesday, wednesady and thursday. Friday, saturday, saturday and sunday
doing it almost everyday
JR I've been missin you, I should be kissing you. Honey to the bee, that's u for me.
aww so sweet! tis good be to in love !
mr.K.
wowww.. very much missing ya:) must be your other part of life.. yes... only for you... grab it men hahaaha.
FB truly is amazing
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How to become a "Pro" Wedding Photographer!
STEP 0. Make a Business Card, make sure its canggih and artistic! matte lamination for the glossy powdery feel recommended or just make sure u look expensive!
STEP 1. Take any job so that u can become better in terms of skill and experience
STEP 1.1 Charge as high as possible , then drum it into ur clients telling them that the more expensive it is means it is better, and u are pro unlike those few hundred ringgit freelancers.
(its called Branding ppl)
STEP 2. Go learn from High Profile photographers and try to bodek them until they make u tor tai (student)
STEP 3. After that TAKE only assignments that will make ur picture look good. (i.e Only Hotel weddings, no restaurant stuff!, handsome couples) and move on to higher end stuff like corporate project and hotel stuff! to distinguish urself from "The Others"
STEP 4. if ur picture dun look "pro" never give to clients, even if that's the only picture they have, and if they call you or make any comments about where their pictures are , just remove them from all contact list and bar them on ur phone even if thier your RL fren!, cuz professionalism must to be maintained!
STEP 5. If your old clients tag u on FB on some of ur older works that u dun wan ur current HIGH profile clients to see. faster call them even if u already cut all ties/contacts with them and ask them to remove the tags.
STEP 6. DO NOT have things like flickr or multiply! just in case u accidentally upload non-pro pictures! have a website instead! and choose "pro" pictures to display only.
STEP 7. PRAY very hard to god everyday, so that u will NEVER EVER fall into bad times and need to take un-pro pictures again, cuz ur name in the "lower" circles has been tarnished beyond recognition.
Wah lah! photography 101!
STEP 1. Take any job so that u can become better in terms of skill and experience
STEP 1.1 Charge as high as possible , then drum it into ur clients telling them that the more expensive it is means it is better, and u are pro unlike those few hundred ringgit freelancers.
(its called Branding ppl)
STEP 2. Go learn from High Profile photographers and try to bodek them until they make u tor tai (student)
STEP 3. After that TAKE only assignments that will make ur picture look good. (i.e Only Hotel weddings, no restaurant stuff!, handsome couples) and move on to higher end stuff like corporate project and hotel stuff! to distinguish urself from "The Others"
STEP 4. if ur picture dun look "pro" never give to clients, even if that's the only picture they have, and if they call you or make any comments about where their pictures are , just remove them from all contact list and bar them on ur phone even if thier your RL fren!, cuz professionalism must to be maintained!
STEP 5. If your old clients tag u on FB on some of ur older works that u dun wan ur current HIGH profile clients to see. faster call them even if u already cut all ties/contacts with them and ask them to remove the tags.
STEP 6. DO NOT have things like flickr or multiply! just in case u accidentally upload non-pro pictures! have a website instead! and choose "pro" pictures to display only.
STEP 7. PRAY very hard to god everyday, so that u will NEVER EVER fall into bad times and need to take un-pro pictures again, cuz ur name in the "lower" circles has been tarnished beyond recognition.
Wah lah! photography 101!
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suddenly a reply to the thread! starting to make sense now! big butt. alone nothing but shirt on, zigzagging. falling in lurve and now grab it men! hmmmmmmm